New Rule: No Fat Bastards in the Buffet Line

All of you know that obesity is a problem in America. You have fat, slovenly parents raising obese, lazy children. Kids eat crap all day long, don't exercise, and the parents stand by and do nothing. Diabetes and respiratory issues are on the rise across the population. Sure, you can be a complete retard and blame the food purveyors, , processed foods, and unhealthy products in supermarkets, but I'm not one to take the side of those who cry and whine about things that they have 100% control over. Yes, McDonalds tastes good, but if you eat it all the time, you're going to have more heart problems than the Vice President. Complaining that you have no choice or that you don't know is also BS. Let's see: Your burger's wrapper is translucent because of the grease content in your dinner. You think maybe it's a tad unhealthy?

Obesity may be a disease, but if people made better choices, they would be healthier. Period. One of the things that pisses me off more than anything is to see a fat bastard in line at a buffet loading his baked potato with 3 cups of sour cream, while he loads up a separate plate with fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, grits, pork rinds, and sauteed onions, with a side of lard. Come on! You weigh 400 lbs and sweat while putting ketchup on a hamburger bun, so going to a buffet is going to make it better? Where's the logic? Where's the foresight? The idiocy of people is astonishing at times. Sure, not everyone can be thin, but anyone with an IQ over 60 can see that an obese family at a buffet is completely retarded. I don't care if you are happy with how you look or not. You may have the freedom to do what you please, but killing yourself with chicken wings and mayo is completely irresponsible. The government is worried about illegal immigration, terrorism, tax cuts, the economy, gun control, crime, and education. If they put some controls on foodstuffs and restaurants, people would be better off.

My suggestion: Buffets and fast food joints should have a new rule: If the customer waddles when he/she walks, cannot see his/her toes, has a belt around his/her waist that supports the gut instead of the pants, is sweating while standing in line, or reminds you of Shamu, you deny them service. Sure, the bottom line may suffer slightly, but since you're going to be sued by these fat bastards when they have their 8th heart attack anyway, you might as well cut your losses now!