Email Demon

This man is bad. He is a bad, bad person. He's evil enough that the devil himself warns his kids not to go near that "bad man." And by bad, I mean both bad and gay, not that there is anything wrong with being gay, that is more of a coincidence.

This bean-flicking demontoid is guilty of just about every sin against humanity you can imagine, but my concern today is his obnoxiously bad email skills. I suppose we all get writers block now and then, but there is nothing worse than when some jackass decides he has to insert his one line comments which 1) address almost nothing that has been addressed in the previous email, 2) involve less than no humor, 3) contain no informational value, 4) get shorter when the object of his manlove for upstate newyorkers is home sick.

If anyone out there offers email etiquette classes, perhaps this is your ultimate challenge. Just keep in mind that his mastery of the art of boredom has put me to sleep more than once and regularly causes unexpected bowel movements.

He is a very, very bad indeed (and don't forget that means both bad, and coincidentally, gay).