I Fucking Hate Onions

Apparently I sometimes say "fucking" too much, or at least that is what my girlfriend would fucking say. I claim to be saying the much more socially acceptable "fakking," which no doubt gets its roots from the stupid fucks in boston. Any fucking way, I somehow found myself trapped into agreeing to pay 50 fucking cents to the girl every time I say "fuck", with or without the "ing." Its probably a bad fucking habit anyhow, so it may be good that I stop. In agreeing to this, I was able to get her to pay me 50 cents every time she tries to fucking feed me onions. Well worth it since I fucking hate onions. Now mind you, I am a lazy fuck and she makes all the food so I should be fucking grateful, and I am. I eat every fucking thing she gives me and always try to be as nice as I fucking can be. I really don't even like saying the fucking word, but I thought I'd take this opportunity to write it down over and over again just based on principle, as there is no penalty for writing it down.

So far she owes 2 bucks, and im down 1bout $10.50, but that is only becuase I went on a profanity laced tirade on Saturday night when she wanted to borrow 10 fucking dollars, which I was happy to do.

In conclusion, fuck you all.