Ikea Sucks

Some people like IKEA because they enjoy putting all the little crappy pieces together. But you can do that with lots of places--IKEA is just the only one that also breaks all the shit for you as well.

Most everyone already knows that crap from IKEA is lucky to make it past their 45 day return policy, but recently I've descoverd that at the 6 month mark they will actually send over a fat bastard to sit on your junk and/or bash it in with his cane until it is no longer funtional. Everything about Ikea sucks. I implore you all to go there and buy crap and then return it a month later in order to screw them and their fat bastards.