Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Demon Review #2

You know the bug blog is going down hill when I, creator of said blog, haven't been able to bring myself to read it for months. This past weekend I was faced with two options -- read this blog or do everything else I could possibly imagine and then hope I fell asleep. The decision was obvious. I'd go into a long, rambling rant in a pointless attempt to explain, but that has proven to be the email demon's problem and thusly this blog's problem. Let's just say this -- I was so bored, I got tired of the Internet, actually read a book, and went to the gym -- twice! Anything that sucks so much it drives me to the gym twice should be studied carefully for scientific purposes.

Unfortunately, studying would require reading the posts, and I refuse to do that out of pure spite. Let me say this to anyone reading -- I have fixed the comments problem. Somehow before I was supposed to approved all comments before they went live. Comments will no longer be filtered. I apologize to the 6 douche bags who were wronged by this. It is my hope that the nasty comments will liven things up. And, with any luck, the firery red head will make herself known soon. In other good news, I may start deleting select craptacular posts.

Let me just weigh in on some of the recent topics:
  • jj redick - minor league basketball sucks, no one cares
  • chivalry is dead - one of the last one I read - potentially funny, but ruined by misguided babbling
  • chris berman is horrible in every way, and always was, the demon just like hearing him say "back, back, back, back, back.. and gone" when they are doing dirty things together in the park.
  • kickball is not a sport. Neither is softball. its not about sport, its about beer
  • my first review -- dead on
  • all star game -- the mangers dont try, so who cares how the players are picked
In conclusion, a check minus for the email demon, whose glory days seem to be behind him... and an incomplete for bailing out of the big camping trip in two weeks. I challenge anyone to find a douchier act then the email demon bitching out of the camping trip because he thinks he will have a lot of work to do in a few weeks, so much work that he will be worrying about it every night as he watches crappy cartoon reruns and all weekend during the three softball games he will be playing while drinking as much ass he possbily can (potentially 2.5 beers).

$2 reward if anyone can top that.

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